Do You Have Any Grapes

A duck walks into a bar, and he asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?” And the bartender replies, “No,” so the duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back into the bar and asks again, “Do you have any grapes?” So the bartender says, “No, this is a bar,” and the duck leaves.

So the next day the duck comes back to the bar and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” And the bartender says, “Look, you stupid duck, this is a bar. We sell alcohol. No produce, no fruit, and no grapes. If you come back in here again and ask for grapes, I will nail your little webbed feet to the floor. Got it?”

So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back into the bar and asks, “Do you have any nails?” And the bartender says, “No.” And then the duck says, “Great, so do you have any grapes?”