Doctor’s Exam: A Hands-On Approach!

A guy goes to the doctor, and the doctor says, “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you need to stop masturbating.”

The guy says, “Why?”

And the doctor says, “So I can examine you.”

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Butterflies in my stomach

I’d never make it on one of those “Survivor” shows. Every time I think about eating something like caterpillars, I start to get butterflies in my stomach.

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Posted: March 17, 2026 (5 months ago)
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