Eats Shoots and Leaves

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A prostitute enters a pub and notices a Panda bear sitting at the end of the bar. After a little small-talk and flirting, the panda bear goes home with her. They frolic all night long. The next morning, the Panda gets up and wanders towards the door. “HEY! Where are you going?” yells the prostitute. “I haven’t been paid!”

Realizing that he is a Panda bear and might not understand, she reaches for a dictionary and looks up prostitute.

She shows him the definition: PROSTITUTE (pros’ti toot) n. A woman who performs sexual services for money.

The Panda bear looks at her and then grabs the dictionary. He shows her a definition: PANDA BEAR (pan der bare) n. Eats shoots and leaves.

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: animals, language, sex
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