Everything’s Bigger in Texas

A blind man travels to Texas and checks into a hotel.

When he gets to his room, he feels around and runs his hand across the bed.

“Good grief, this bed is huge!” he says.

The bellhop chuckles and replies, “Sir, everything’s bigger in Texas.”

Later that evening, the man heads down to the hotel bar.

He climbs onto a tall barstool and orders a beer.

The bartender sets a giant mug in front of him.

The man feels around the glass and says, “Wow, this drink is enormous!”

The bartender laughs and says, “Well sir, everything’s bigger in Texas.”

After a few beers, the man asks where the restroom is.

The bartender says, “Second door on the right.”

The man heads down the hallway but accidentally walks into the third door instead.

Unfortunately, that door leads straight to the hotel swimming pool.

He falls in with a big splash.

A moment later he pops his head above the water, waving his arms wildly and shouting:

“DON’T FLUSH! DON’T FLUSH!”