Ex-Wife’s Comeback: Love Beyond Worn-Out!

A husband sees his ex-wife on the street. Knowing she remarried, he says, “Hey! How does your new husband like that worn-out old pussy of yours?”

And she says, “He likes it just fine, once he gets past the worn-out part.”

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People say I’m the life of the party ’cause I tell a joke or two

People say I’m the life of the party ’cause I tell a joke or two — though I’m pretty sure my letting the guys bang me on the coffee table might be a factor.

Posted: March 23, 2026 (6 months ago)
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