Five Blank Copies

Several years ago there was an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?”

“Just use the copier machine paper,” she told him.

With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of typing paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

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If I were Superman, I think I’d just fight for truth, justice and the Canadian way.

If I were Superman, I think I’d just fight for truth, justice and the Canadian way. That seems easier. All I’d ever have to do is break up an occasional hockey fight, and make sure criminals say everything twice. Once in English, and then again in French.

Posted: April 20, 2026 (5 months ago)
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