A Real State

A friend from West Virginia was shopping at the Wal-Mart in Blacksburg, VA. At the cash register, my friend wrote a check.

The clerk asked for her driver’s license.

She presented her West Virginia driver’s license and the clerk grabbed it away from her and scoffed, “If you’re going to use a fake ID, you could at least use a real state!”

A manager was required to verify West Virginia’s statehood.

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I’ve Invented a New Game Called Silent Tennis

I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.

Posted: April 20, 2026 (5 months ago)
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