Flavored Condom Taste Test Gone Wrong

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I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time I got a shag.

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My girlfriend likes to lick each one before I insert it in her, just to see what flavour I was wearing.

The first night she said “Mmmmm, Cherry flavour”,
The second night she said “Mmmmm, Mint flavour”,
The third night she said “Mmmmm, Strawberry flavour”,
and so on, until we had reached the final flavour,
and she said “Mmmmm, Cheese flavour”

“Cheese flavour ??” I said “I haven’t put one on yet!”

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Pissing Skittles

Unfortunately, it wasn’t until after I had spent three days eating nothing but beets and asparagus, and downing enough Karo syrup to kill a horse, that I realized maybe it was actually during a dream when I came up with my super-secret formula for “pissing Skittles.”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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