Head Won’t Fit Between The Railings

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Rick, Rob and Kylie went for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Rob decided to take advantage of this and lifted up her skirt, pushed her panties to one side and gave her a good look.

“Its your turn now, Rick” grinned Rob, but Rick started crying. “Why are you crying, Rick?”

Rick sobbed “My head won’t fit between the railings..”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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