A husband sits in a cab and sees his wife entering Trump Tower with another man and tells the driver, “Do you want to earn a 1,000 bucks right away?”
The driver says, “Ok, what do I need to do?”
“My wife just went in there with another man, bring her to me by the hair, let me show you a picture of her.”
After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair, while she’s kicking and screaming. He opens the door and puts her in the cab.
The husband says to him, “This is not my wife.”
The driver replied, “I know, this one’s mine, hold her, now I’m going back for yours.”
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