To Get More Chalk

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Mike told Sarah he had the strangest dream last night.

She asked what happened.

He said he died and was walking up this huge staircase to heaven.

She replied, “Okay… that’s already intense.”

He continued that at the bottom they handed him a piece of chalk.

Sarah asked, “Chalk? For what?”

Mike explained they said, “Mark a step for every sin you’ve committed.”

She said, “Wow… that’s terrifying.”

He replied, “Yeah… I only got a few steps up…”

She asked, “And then?”

Mike said, “Then I saw you… running down the stairs.”

Sarah exclaimed, “WHAT?! Why was I going down?!”

Mike answered, “…to get more chalk.”

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Posted: May 2, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: afterlife, infidelity, marital humor
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