I Never Got This Far Before

One bright and cheery Saturday morning, a man hears a knock at his front door and answers it.

The stranger says, “Hello. I’m a Jehovah’s Witness, and I am here to enlighten you with some inspirational religious stories.”

After a quick thought, the homeowner says, “Well, come on in.” He takes the stranger to the living room. “Please have a seat and let me bring you a cup of coffee.”

Upon returning with a freshly brewed cup, he says to the stranger, “Now, what about these stories you have to enlighten me with?”

The Jehovah’s Witness says, “Fuck if I know. I never got this far before.”