I Think the Postman Wants to Buy Mom

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you running your hands up and down the horse’s legs, and rump and chest?

Dad: Because when I’m buying a horse, I have to make sure it’s healthy and in good shape.

Little Johnny: Dad, I think the postman wants to buy Mom…

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I hate to see my teenaged daughter so crazy about the hot guy in her school, throwing

I hate to see my teenaged daughter so crazy about the hot guy in her school, throwing herself at him and making a point of being around him as much as possible and over-flirting in the hope that it’ll make him like her more. Guys can smell that desperation and will run in the opposite direction. Besides, *I* want him.

Posted: May 2, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: body image, family humor, marital humor
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