I want puppies!

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A little girl is walking with her grandmother when they see two dogs going at it.

When she asks what they’re doing, the grandmother sheepishly explains, “Well, they’re making puppies.”

That night, the girl walks into her parents’ room without knocking and sees her dad on top of her mom.

She asks what’s going on, and her dad says, “Well, I’m making you a little brother or sister.”

The girl says, “Flip her over, Dad—I’d rather get puppies!”

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Posted: February 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: animals, family
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