If She Dies She Dies

A 95-year-old man went to see his doctor. He said, “Doc, I’m marrying a 25-year-old girl, and I need some Viagra for my wedding night.”

The doctor said, “I’ve got to warn you, as long as you’ve been celibate, that could prove to be fatal.”

The old man said, “Doc, if she dies, she dies.”

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A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”

He was never hired at another morgue again.

Posted: June 20, 2026 (3 months ago)
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