IRS Agent Gets Robbed of His Own Money

A man is walking on the sidewalk at night when suddenly he’s attacked by a mugger.

Mugger: “Give me all of your money!”

Man: “Do you know who I am?! I work for the IRS!”

Mugger: “Oh? Well in that case, give me all of MY money!”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (4 months ago)
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