Is the Coast Clear

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.

The wife picks up the phone and replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.

Her husband rolls over and asks, “Who was that?”

“I don’t know, some dumb blonde asking if the coast is clear.”

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Weekend at Tut’s

When a pharaoh died, I bet the servants tried all sorts of tricks to make people think he was just sleeping, because of the tradition of burying the servants alive with the pharaoh to serve him in the afterlife. Kind of a whole “Weekend at Tut’s” thing.

Posted: June 21, 2026 (3 months ago)
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