Is There Baseball in Heaven

Two elderly Jews, Abe and Solomon, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons, and talking about baseball, like they do every single day.

Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?”

Sol thinks about this for a minute, and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal: If I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you can do the same for me.”

They shake on it, and sadly, a couple of months later, Abe passes on.

One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, “Sol… Sol…”

Sol responds, “Abe! Is that you?”

“Yes it is, Sol,” whispers Abe’s ghost.

Sol, still amazed, asks, “So… Is there baseball in heaven?”

“Well,” says Abe, “there’s good news, and there’s bad news.”

“Gimme the good news first,” says Sol.

Abe says, “Well, I can tell you that there IS baseball in heaven!”

Sol says, “That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that???”

Abe sighs sadly, and whispers, “You’re pitching for us on Friday…”