It Depends on Whos in the Will

Why do baby diapers have names like “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers,” while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”?

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug’em and Pamper’em. When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!

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I Think It’s Nuts

The instructor in my self-defense class said that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

Posted: May 2, 2026 (5 months ago)
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