It Depends on Whos in the Will

Why do baby diapers have names like “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers,” while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”?

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug’em and Pamper’em. When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!

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Hey, if my boyfriend’s penis could spurt chocolate, I’d never

Hey, if my boyfriend’s penis could spurt chocolate, I’d never take the damn thing OUT of my mouth.

Posted: May 2, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: aging, family humor, money
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