Ive Never Seen a Smaller Dick in My Life

A man goes to a urologist.

Urologist: “Sir, please take off your pants and underpants”.

The man does so.

Urologist: “I’m warning you, this is going to hurt”.

The man says that he’s ready.

Urologist, laughing: “I’ve never seen a smaller dick in my life!”

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Exchanging Blows

How do two gay guys settle an argument?

They step outside and exchange blows.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: health, sex
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