All I Smell Is Molasses

A mole family was living in their mole hole: a daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole.

They were just about to eat dinner when an overpowering smell wafted down the hole.

The daddy mole rushes to the entrance and says, “Mmmm, I smell strawberries!”

Momma mole runs beside him and says, “Ohhh, I smell blueberries!”

Baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but is stuck behind them, and says, “All I smell is molasses!”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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