Little Johnny and the Substitute Teacher

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

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She says, “Hello class. I’m Miss Prussy. When you say my name, remember it has an ‘R’ after the first letter.”

The entire class says, “Hello, Miss Prussy!”

A few days later, Johnny’s regular teacher is out again, and Miss Prussy has returned as the substitute.

She says, “Good morning, Johnny. Do you remember my name?”

Johnny thinks hard, and he says to the teacher, “I remember it has an ‘R’ after the first letter.”

“That’s right!” she coaxed.

After a few seconds, little Johnny says, “Miss Crunt?”

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