Little Johnny is walking through the park with his father when they see two dogs going at it. Little Johnny points at the dogs and says, “Hey Pop, what’s happening?”
“Son, they’re making a puppy.”
That night Little Johnny walks past his parents’ bedroom and he sees his dad giving it to his mom.
“Hey Pop, what’s happening now?”
“Son, we’re making you a baby brother.”
“Yeah well, flip her over. I’d rather have a puppy!”
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