Little Johnny Loses Grandpa

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Little Johnny got lost in the shopping mall…

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The guard asked, “What’s his name?”

“Grandpa.”

The guard smiled, then asked, “What’s he like?”

The boy paused for a moment, then replied, “Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits!”

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Posted: May 15, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: childhood, family humor, misidentification
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