A 22-year-old woman seduces a wealthy 85-year-old man.
She figures, how bad could it be? He’s worth millions — maybe she’ll even marry him. The first night, she’s naked in the bedroom, waiting for him to come out of the bathroom.
The old man walks out with a huge erection, a box of condoms, earplugs, and a clothespin.
“What are those for?!” she yells.
The old man says, “There are two things I can’t stand… the sound of a screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber.”
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