Magazines, Not Relationships: A Therapy Session

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David goes to see a therapist. During the session, the therapist asks, “How is your sex life?”

“I have a lot of issues with sex,” David replies.

“What kind of issues?” the therapist asks.

“Oh, mostly Hustler, and Penthouse.”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: identity, sex
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