Make Me a Woman

A girl and a guy are in an elevator, and the girl takes off all her clothes and throws them on the ground and says, “Make me a woman.”

The man takes off all his clothes and throws them on the ground and says pick them up.

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Posted: April 30, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: gender, misunderstanding, relationships
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