The Escort and the Stripper

Son: “So, Dad… why the heck did Mom kick you out of the house?”

Dad: “Well, Son, it’s crazy, she overheard me on the phone with Uncle Mike talking about running some errands.”

Son: “What errands?”

Dad: “Mike was going to pick up a used car, and I was heading to the store for a tool to strip paint off some furniture.”

Son: “What’s wrong with that? That doesn’t sound so bad…”

Dad: “Yeah… I know, but all your mum heard was, ‘You go get the Escort, I’ll grab the stripper, and we’ll meet at your place.’”