Meeting the Parents and the Dog Named Rover

A young man visits his girlfriend’s house and meets her parents for the first time. He feels a massive urge to pass gas, so he lets a small, quiet one out. The father immediately yells, “Rover!”

Thinking the dog took the blame, the man feels bold and lets out a second, louder rip. The father glares and shouts again, “ROVER!”

Encouraged that his secret is safe, the man lets loose a massive, loud, stinky blast.

The father yells, “ROVER, GET OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE SHITS ALL OVER YOU!”