Native American Escort Outprices Historical Real Estate Deal

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A guy visiting Arizona wants to get some.

He finds a pretty escort of Native American origin.

**Girl**: My fee is three hundred dollars.

**Guy**: Whaaaat? Your forefathers only wanted twenty-four bucks for the whole of Manhattan Island!

**Girl**: True enough… but Manhattan Island just lies there.

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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