No Internet in the Confession Box

A man enters a confession box at late night.

“Father, I’ve sinned. I watch pornography 12 hours a day.”

The priest asks, “12 hours? How is that even possible?”

The man says, “Easy. Four hours in the morning, four in the evening, four at night.”

The priest asks, “Did you watch 12 hours today too?”

The man replies, “No, only 11 hours and 55 minutes.”

The priest asks, “Why is that?”

The man replies, “Because there is no Internet in the confession box.”

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Posted: May 13, 2026 (3 months ago)
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