Not From the Diving Board

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Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

“You’re not allowed to pee in the pool,” said the lifeguard. “I’m going to have to report you.”

“But everyone pees in the pool,” said Little Johnny.

“Maybe,” said the lifeguard, “but not from the diving board!”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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