Not Good Enough For Her Family

On his honeymoon, a redneck is about to make love when his wife asks, “Wait, honey, I have to tell you something. I’m a virgin.”

“WHAT THE HELL?” the man shouts and punches her in the face, knocking her to the ground.

He wraps her in a sheet, drags her up the stairs, and leads her out the door. He throws her in the back of his pickup truck and drives to her father’s house, where he throws her out in the yard.

Then the man drives to his father’s house, goes inside and hides.

The father sees his son and says, “What the hell are you doing here, boy? Shouldn’t you be with your new wife?”

“Well, Pa,” the son says, “I was, but she told me she’s still a virgin.”

“Oh, holy shit,” Dad says. “What did you do then?”

“I punched her in the face and knocked her out, wrapped her in a sheet, dragged her down the stairs, threw her out the door, threw her in the back of my pickup, then drove to her dad’s house and dumped her on the lawn.”

Dad starts laughing and, patting his son on the back, says, “Good job, son. If she’s not good enough for her family, then I say she’s not good enough for ours either.”