Nothing Good to Eat Between Thanksgiving and Christmas

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A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line…

She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

So the guy does it, and it comes out looking really good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it, and it comes out looking good, too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”

She says, “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.”

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I am routinely disgusted upon seeing my wife’s issues of “Fitness” and “Shape” magazines, with scantily attired women adorning the cover. I mean, they *always* find a way to put the damn mailing label on top of the cameltoe!

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Posted: May 15, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: holidays, marital humor, relationships
Sensitivity: PG-13