An American, a Brit, and a German get sent to hell. Satan says, “You’re all here forever—but every 10 years, each of you gets one adjustment.”
The American gets dragged over razor-sharp, red-hot coals every day.
The Brit gets skinned by demons with pitchforks.
The German gets strapped into a machine that smashes him in the balls with a spiked hammer every 10 minutes.
Ten years pass.
Satan asks the American, “Your one change?”
“Can I get smoother rocks?”
Granted.
He asks the Brit, “Your one change?”
“Can the demons use plastic spoons instead?”
Granted.
He asks the German, “Your one change?”
“Yes. The mechanism is malfunctioning. It now strikes every 11 minutes. Kindly repair it.”
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