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My amputee girlfriend.

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Nguyen-Nguyen Situation

My boss decided to hire two Vietnamese brothers instead of one.

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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Posted: April 11, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: disability, relationships, sex
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