So a guy with a stutter is very self-conscious about it, and decides he’ll practice and practice so he can order a coffee without stuttering. “C-c-coffee, p-p-lease!” he keeps repeating. “C-coffee, p-please.”
After a couple weeks of practice he nails the phrase, goes to the café, and, wearing his best suit and a smug expression, he says to the barista, “I’ll have a coffee, please!”
The barista nods and says, “Cream, sugar, or black?”
And the guy says, “F-F-FUCK YOU!!”
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