Overachieving Rooster’s Wild Barnyard Adventures

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes out and screws all 150 of the farmer’s hens.

The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore—he is worried.

The next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens, but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the cow.

Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead, and vultures circling overhead.

The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster’s limp body, and says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!”

The young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, “Shhhh! They are about to land.”