Order Up: Cheeseburger or Hand Job?

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00

He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.

“Can I help you?” she asks.

“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

“Yes,” she purrs. “I am.”

The man replies, “Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.”

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Posted: March 17, 2026 (5 months ago)
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