Polly’s Tree Climbing

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Polly went home happy and told her mum how she’d earned $50 by climbing a tree.

Her mum replied, “Sweetie — they just wanted to see your knickers.”

To which Polly replied, “No, look, Mom, I was clever, I took them off!”

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Posted: April 15, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: children, innocence, money
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