The Two Kids in the Hospital

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room.

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The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

The first kid says, “A circumcision.”

The second kid says, “Whoa, good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born… Couldn’t walk for a year.”

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No one ever threatens to prosecute somebody to half the extent of the law — it’s always

No one ever threatens to prosecute somebody to half the extent of the law — it’s always the full extent. Some department store should only prosecute shoplifters to 90% of the extent of the law. It would be good PR: It would show the community that while they may be tough on shoplifters, they still have a heart.

Posted: June 4, 2026 (4 months ago)
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