Quick Finish Line: Newlywed Expectations Crash

The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to her husband, “You know, you’re really a lousy lover!”

The husband replies, “How would you know after only 30 seconds?”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (4 months ago)
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