Settling Out of Court on the Golf Course

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Two queers were enjoying a pleasant round of golf when a foursome of Hell’s Angels began hitting into them from behind. One queer finally becomes angry and turns to his partner,”If those big bad boys hit into us one more time, Seymour, you fall down and act like the ball hit you very very hard in the head. We’ll just sue those naughty boys.”

Sure enough, next hole they drove the ball directly into the gay twosome. “Now, Seymour, now! Fall down. Well show them…”

The Angels walk up to the standing and lying queer and say, “What the hell’s going on here?”

“You just hurt my friend Seymour really bad, and we’re going to get a lawyer and sue you….how do you like that?”

The Angel replies, “Oh Blow Me!”

The queer exclaims, “Seymour, Seymour, get up! They want to settle out of court!”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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