Shes the One That Suffers Not Me

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”

The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, “Is that true?”

The husband replies, “Well, not exactly. She’s the one that suffers, not me.”

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My parents are very asexual. I swear the only times they had sex

My parents are very asexual. I swear the only times they had sex were when I was conceived, when my sister was conceived, and that time Dad shot me in my still-developing fetal eye.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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