So Fragrantly

A local store was giving away free samples of perfume, limited to one per customer.

I went in with my brother, who decided that if he sprayed the entire sample on himself in the store, then he was entitled to take another as he hadn’t technically left the store with the first. He repeated this seven or eight times until he reeked of roses.

Somehow, he seemed not to find anything wrong with this behaviour. I, however, was appalled. I couldn’t believe my own brother would abuse the rules so fragrantly.

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Bread in Captivity

I went to the zoo last week. The first exhibit was a ciabatta, the second a baguette, and the third a brioche.

They were all bread in captivity.

Posted: April 30, 2026 (5 months ago)
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