While golfing, a guy accidentally overturns his golf cart in a tremendous crash.
A very attractive female golfer, who lives in a townhome overlooking the golf course, hears the crash and calls out, “Are you okay?”
“I’m okay, thanks,” says the guy, as he pulls himself from the twisted golf cart wreck.
She says, “Come up to my home, you can recover for a bit, and I’ll help you with the golf cart later.”
Even being a bit dizzy, the guy couldn’t help but notice that her bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be an amazing figure.
“That’s mighty nice of you,” he answers, “but I really don’t think my wife would approve.”
“Oh, come on now,” she insists.
She was so pretty, so very persuasive, and the guy was so relatively dazed!
“Well okay, but I’m quite sure my wife won’t be happy with me.”
After a couple of gin and tonics, he thanks her and says, “I feel a lot better, and I know that my wife is going to be really upset, so I’d best leave now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a coquettish smile, letting her robe fall even slightly more open. “Stay for a while. She won’t know a thing, we can have another drink.” Then she asks, by the way, “Where is she, anyway?”
The guy replies, “Probably still under the cart, if I were to bet.”
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