Take Your Kids To Work Day

An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on “Take Your Kids to Work Day.” As they were walking around, the little girl started crying and getting very cranky. Her father asked what was wrong with her.

As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”

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Bob Pope

The pope should change his name to Bob. Then he would be Bob Pope, and he could have charity golf tournaments and go around the world on tours with a star-studded cast as his entourage. It would certainly liven up his shows a bit.

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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