Terrible venereal disease

A guy gets a terrible venereal disease.

Doctor: “Listen, I’ve got bad news, there’s no way we can save your genitals. You’ll need to get them amputated.”

Patient: “I demand a second opinion.”

Doctor 2: “Oh yeah, my colleague is way off base, no need to amputate.”

Patient: “Whew, thank you!”

Doctor 2: “Yeah, if you just wait a few weeks it’ll fall off on its own.”

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Being a Literalist

Being a literalist can sometimes be very helpful.

I can always respond to “Do these jeans make my ass look fat?” with a confident and honest “No.”

But I dread the day when she rephrases it as “Does my ass look fat in these jeans?”

Posted: February 28, 2026 (7 months ago)
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