A guy gets a terrible venereal disease.
Doctor: “Listen, I’ve got bad news, there’s no way we can save your genitals. You’ll need to get them amputated.”
Patient: “I demand a second opinion.”
Doctor 2: “Oh yeah, my colleague is way off base, no need to amputate.”
Patient: “Whew, thank you!”
Doctor 2: “Yeah, if you just wait a few weeks it’ll fall off on its own.”
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