A car is swerving all over the road. It cuts across the centerline, whips back to the shoulder, and then back into its lane, until a cop pulls it over.
The driver is a blonde. She explains that she keeps seeing a tree in the road and has to swerve to avoid it.
She points ahead and says, “See, look, officer. There’s another tree in the road.”
The officer looks through the windshield and says, “Ma’am, that’s not a tree. That’s your air freshener.”
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